he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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