I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she woke up with a sticky ear
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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