Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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