it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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