belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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