The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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