I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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