Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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