That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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