ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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