we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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