I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
