I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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