There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
