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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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