How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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