okay pat passed out under dana's car
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So squirting runs in the family.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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