theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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