why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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