Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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