Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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