i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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