he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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