He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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