Where did you get a picture of my penis
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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