Having a random hookup so left but love u
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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