Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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