Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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