it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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