I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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