The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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