Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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