so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Terrible idea I love it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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