she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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