Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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