i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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