dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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