at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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