Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Randomize
