okay pat passed out under dana's car
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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