he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
