Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I supernannyed him into submission
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Randomize
