If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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