using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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