first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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