one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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