You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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