There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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