i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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