you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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