there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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