it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
the room spins SO much faster in panama
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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