Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I did not marry a roomba.
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